You must be older than 50, you're obsessed with Len Fairclough. I'm a fresh young piece of meat, and you want me.
Calm down grandpa. If there are any biologists here, can you tell me if men of pensionable age menstruate indefinitely?
Its a weird wee relationship between you and Tina ER. Kinda like you don't want her but you don't want anyone else having her either