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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv wanted to go, asked some questions on here and everyone was the same. She's going with a friend next year I can't be arsed with it.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    Dubai is great. No need to hang out at the places full of Love Island wannabes. Just good weather, good food and absolutely no exploitation of migrant workers.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    they let you in?

    even with a Star of David on your passport

    This is why I got no time for that place
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Bare Jews in Dubai these days. No time for religion when there’s business to be done.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Marrakech is great though and cheap and not a long flight. Not as many Jews probably.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We got offered the tickets and a place to stay. It's essentially free.

    So we said, no brainer really.

    But I myself have said before that I would never have gone off my own back. I personally had my eyes on a trip to Jordan. Had a good friend who was willing to show us around.

    But hey, it's a big experience.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Hit me up for a contact in Morocco if you need a cheap place to stay with great food, right on the beach.

    It's out in the sticks though, so if your burd is a shopping type don't take her.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    I also can't be arsed with the long flights, maybe get back into that at some point but not right now.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    With you there man, cannot stand flights. Weirdly though, I do enjoy a roadtrip I guess the difference is that on a plane you're just staring at ****ing nothingness sat in a Pringles tube
     
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    Worst bit about flying is the long winded ****ery at airports

    After getting through that nonsense I'd rather be going on a long haul to somewhere exciting
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    That's not true

    Unless you're flying over an ocean
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    Yeah it's watch a film, look out the window, read a book but enforced with no let up. I make sure I go for a **** though so that I can see it go supersonic. Best part for me.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    True

    Thankfully Earth doesn't have many long stretches of ocean
     
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    Only half of one side

    Stop complaining
     
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    Plane ****er.
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Only cos he walks up and down the aisles offering out his **** chocolates
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    He'll be the **** doing stretches in the aisle.
     
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    ****in right mate

    Wear it like a badge of honour
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    Go with Emirates it’s ok. Rather seven with them than four with BA.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    I like taking pics out of the window

    Don't give a **** how nerdy that sounds either <laugh>
     
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