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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Buongiorno. Pasty-shaggers at home tonight.
     
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    Morning.

    Jamaican nightclubs aren’t for everyone :emoticon-0140-rofl:



    I’m off to the beach :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  4. Sucky

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    I think her bindings have come loose bro
     
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    Just walked off a job cos the woman tried to change what we agreed.

    Doing a staircase in varnish and agreed a price of 800 and today she came up out of nowhere with adding a kitchen ceiling and the walls to that price.

    Told her that wasn't agreed and I'll be round tomorrow to finish the staircase for the price agreed 1st, she tried every trick in the book, adamant I said I'd do the kitchen, even argued with me about it saying I said this and that, then when I wouldn't give in she put the fuking waterworks on ffs.


    So i left her in a puddle of fake tears cos that woman bullshit don't work on me.

    Let ya know how it goes tomorrow <laugh>
     
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    Wrap a paint brush up in Christmas wrapping and post it.
     
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    Merry Christmas lady….it be like home alone tomorrow dude she have booby traps everywhere
     
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    You get it with people sometimes they try squeeze a lil bit here and there, can you touch that up, just this wall, just that door.

    My prices are fuking good compared to some so no freebies, no touch ups and I work 7hours only and I start at 9/10am..

    Peeps just try and take the piss sometimes innit.


    Shes just off the phone actually apologising for our misunderstanding. And agreeing a price for the kitchen <laugh>

    Yeh you Misunderstood I aint some fuking idiat :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    lol, bit naughty posting that I was still a bit hammered myself.
     
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    If the poor dear needs proof of you not being able to understand basic concepts and instruction then direct her here and we’ll keep her right <laugh>
     
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    **** way to treat yer mam tbh - should have done the whole job for nixies ...
     
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    Morning

    10 sleeps til xmas
     
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    Yeah getting a bit manic now.
     
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    my christmas seems to revolve round hospital visits next being 8:30 tomorrow and back for CT scan monday
     
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    All gravy on my end

    Spending Xmas eve and day down my brothers so no cleaning up or cooking at mine, he's moving away next year so probs last Xmas ill see him this one.

    Giving the bird money

    Same for the rest

    Nice and easy
     
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    I'll have y
    I'll have 7 to feed Christmas day and boxing day. The outlaws are off then. Of to Tenerife on the 29th.
     
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    Dubai on the 22nd, will be enjoying the beach while the rest freeze to death.
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    Buenos dias. Three working days to go. At war with my sales team over targets currently but might try and **** it off until the new year. Stupid corporate nonsense when I just want to drink coffee and vape outside while the crackheads and fit estate agent birds walk by.
     
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