2 birds in the office (not shaggable at all) always asking me for lighter so they can go for a ***, how the **** can you smoke & not own a lighter - nevermind two of them!!! It got to a stage a few months back I bought a pack of 8 lighters from the poundshop & gave them a pink lighter each so they'd stop asking me. Lent them lighter there about 1.30 & was waiting for them to come back in the office so I could have a *** whilst walking to the shop..........****ing ****s had gone & sat in one of their cars for 20 minutes listening to the radio & having a good old chat
"The Little Thigs That Annoy You " <-------- that sentence. Seroiusly though. The tasty wee audit bird sittin not too far away from me who just won't randomly get her kit off and start masturbating furiously. That's quite annoying.
what about when u go to a shop for lunch say subway or sumthin, u look inside, 3 people in the queue. that'll do me 5 min wait max. then some office bitch face whips out a piece of paper with every lazy suit wearin ****er's order for subway. so basicly that 3 person queue jumps up to an 8 person queue in a split second but by this time ur in the queue thinkin a defo wudnt of came in here if there was 8 ****in people!
Thats a pisser Nev. I also hate being asked where I'm going for lunch. I got up once, put my coat on & straight away folk wanted to know where I was going. "Just the shop to get a sandwich" Next thing every **** is trying to give you an order. Some ****er even tried to convince me to go the chip shop instead & folk were agreeing!!!! "I'll go the chippie for you, but remember I don't drive so I'll eat mine straight away & yours will be freezing by the time I've walked back. How about you drive there"
True Nev. Thats why though I'm a miserable, aggressive ****er I don't get rise to it at work as some **** would have their head twatted off if I was to act in my normal environment.
I only smoke normal size cigs, so little thigs don't really bother me.....by the way Brum, that is one **** of a lisp you've got, it's even creeping in to your typing
Wee lassies who pull you in the dancin, let you pummell them all ways, **** off home and tell their gran and cousin.
thread by BHOY FROM BRUM The LITTLE Thigs That Annoy You theres a fairly obvious answer here - im sure of it
i'm limiting myself to one(said this many times), people walking slowly when they get off the escalator there are people behind you who can do nothing to alter the speed they are travelling you fat stupid long haired student ****s! barged through 3 of these ****ers on saturday, i was imagining the reaction of the other two if i'd shot the loud one through the spine, its the only thing i could do to stop having a panic attack
I hate folk who love everything about their club. Think just because a celeb supports them you have to like their music, films etc. Can't stand Simple Minds or whoever it is that supports Celtic. People who defend ex players to the hilt no matter what they've done. I couldn't give a **** that Di Canio did a nazi sign, if he did whilst playing for Celtic I'd get tore in to him but he was playing for Lazio & I really couldn't give a **** if he's raped & murdered 20 women, I'm not going to defend the **** just because he played for celtic 10 bastard years ago!!!
What is it with OF fans? They seem to think that once a player has played for their team, they have to stalk them for the rest of their lives as if they own the ****s! Guys I know support teams in the diddy english leagues just because some old firm has been is playing for them
For once me & my new arch enemy agree I don't get it myself. The BJK stuff got on my nerves more because of the fact that it appeared the more you said it the more truer it became to the morons Celtic fan commits a robbery & we're all robbers!!! Fred West went to Villa games when he lived in Brum, Villa fans now sing "Fred West is a Villa fan"
He is a villa fan! SOTV! Zulu Army! http://www.football-wallpapers.com/wallpapers/besiktas_fans_1_1024x768.jpg
