Defund The ***** Endorsing British Buggering Corporation Now

I was in the episode of Lovejoy where Tinker gets caught with a rent boy.

I was that rent boy.

 

I'm actually quite an amenable bloke but with all the failings.

 

Did you pull him off?

 

Twice. The first take was over in seconds, so we did a second, which was slower and more sensual.

 

Excellent

 

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Is there Lovejoy conventions? Asking for @Gambol

 

Phyllis Logan was a wid.

 

You calling him funny? Tragic imho.

 

I first met Huw through our mutual friend Keith Chegwin. We played squash a few times and even broke bread at the Cavendish Club, Bayswater.

I wouldn't say I particularly liked Huw - he had a rather annoying nasal squeak when animated - but he was good for a tall tale, especially after a few glasses of fizz.

Am I surprised by the news of his proclivities? Not in the slightest.

 

I am really pissed off and disgusted: Country File AKA Blue Peter for adults/spastics is an hour and a half this evening while Antiques Roadshow has been reduced to 30 minutes. Countryfile finished with a Paralympian cyclist challenging a wheelchair user to a race. Clearly the BBC is having trouble shoe-horning diversity into Antiques Roadshow so it's reduced the runtime.

 

I've some doubts about 'shoehorning' for the legless, but is it still runtime if they're in wheelchairs?

 

Mmmmm.

 

Brilliantly thought out argument. Has to be correct !!!! Bt the way it's peado, not *****. More intelligence required.