What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

was gonna say I like pineapple and bbq but I didn’t want a brick chucked through my window so kept my mouth shut

 

Luv's like the Stasi of fast food culinary delights.

 

That pizza was like a love letter to Elton ****ing John.

 

My boy bought me a dominoes yesterday for some reason….must have ripped me off somehow but anyway it was a half Texas bbq and half festive

was pretty good for a takeaway…..misses and daughter in Scotland tomorrow for funeral so I’ll probably have it again save me cooking ……buying my Xmas weed tomorrow and all so an easy night is on the cards

 

Pineapple improves any pizza. Everyone agrees on that.

 

No only special people think that.

 

Pizza comes from Italy

they don’t do pineapple on pizza

Yanks created that pineapple ****e

Italians call it pineapple bread

****in pineapple bread

 

It’s good to take someone else’s thing and improve it bro.

 

it is bro, I agree

let me know what that’s got to do with our conversation tho

 

Always liked sweet and sour/salty stuff

Gammon and pineapple

Grapes and bacon

Lamb and mint jelly

Crispy chilli beef

 

Tonight I ate black plastic from the handle of my knife.

I had been making homemade pizza, and after cutting the pizza I noticed something thin and black. Thought... Is that burnt cheese or spinach leaf? Decided to taste it, didn't taste of anything. Swallowed it confused. Then looked over at knife and saw lots of black plastic sheeting off the handle.

Oops. Hopefully inert and will just pass through my gut.

 

let’s hope it causes you a lot of painful memories ya fat yank ****

 

the one thing Americans did right….

 

Check his hard drive.

 

I make a delicious bacon and grape salad bro.

Its an amazing flavour medley

 

I nearly ate some plastic only a few days ago lol - I'd opened from it's plactic wrapping an iceberg lettuce, thing is the plastic is wrapped on quite tight, so I used a pair of scissors to cut the tied end of the wrapping (plus I wanted to keep the wrapping to keep it fresh). It wasn't until I was eating and thought this lettuce is chewy, I'd realised when I cut the plastic off, a piece of it must have dropped into the lettuce, thankfully realised before swallowing and spat it out. At least it wasn't a slug.

 

Now you've explained it like that, I can relate to it.

 

I’m sold actually. Lob a bit of brie on there.

 

Until you add any of that to a pizza.

 

Yeah I don't eat (cheese) pizza, so can't directly relate to that lol, would I have it with a marinara (pizza base with toms, no cheese for those that don't know)...hmmm interesting idea.