apparently a roman emperor was err maybe transgender.....a hertfordshire museum spokesman(or maybe not) said that a classical text claimed the emperor elagabalus once said 'call me not lord,for i am a lady' ....so obviously the museum have took this to literally mean he was trans! the romans used to like a party and debauchery with the wine flowing freely, maybe just maybe his(her) words got a bit twisted eh mr curator. 'centurion' why are the pretorian guard snickering........well, they had always known you as Biggus Dickus....now it's cutius clitorius .......next in line will be camilla the hun and florence of arabia .....get to
'im loving it' ....a favourite McDonald's slogan, well for once I'm loving the fact a London security guard has been sacked by the chain after footage of him soaking a homeless man's belongings outside one of it's stores..... I very rarely frequent the chain but out of sheer delight at the outcome I may get a 'happy meal' .....as for the knob of a security guard.... have a Christmas now ****
what's not to like music to my ears. Now if Olof can organise a march after Christmas as i need to walk the xmas pud off, ps internet canny today
I see Omar Bin Dirty is still as popular as a stinky fart, Ive Been trying to rent his missus out down hull docks but still no takers, man who hit her with the ugly stick, but she gave me her treasured picture of dirty please log in to view this image
