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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    My wee cousin

    Just found out that she was in the dancing on Saturday night in EK. She's only just turned 15 <yikes> She never got home til Sunday at noon and she's apparently just confessed she went home with a guy and shagged him <doh> She's in tears at my grans now worried she could be pregnant.

    ****ing slut <grr>
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Oh and my aunt doesn't seem too bothered, ****ing cow.
     
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    ****ing hell.

    Get her to confide in you as her big cousin & give the guy a pasting, taking along a pic of her in her school uniform <ok>
     
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    Girvan <laugh>

    (apologies ML)
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Brum she looks younger than 15, you sure you want photos like that? <laugh>

    I'd rather ****ing give her and my aunt a ****ing kicking. Pair of ****ing morons. I hope she is pregnant <ok> It's ****s like them that sums up why Britain is so ****.
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Girvan.....read the first part again. She's just turned 15, as in it was her birthday last week. She was out celebrating it <doh>

    You have another year til shes legal but she doesn't seem to mind, either should you <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Is my cousin a relation to my birds sister? That would be a bit too ****ed up, even for me
     
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  8. Bhoy From Brum

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    I don;t want the photo's <doh>

    I meant to take with you to show the guy who shagged her she's only 15 <ok>
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I get you <ok> It's no his fault though brum. If he had pumped her knowing she was that age then aye, I'd ****ing go round with a group and batter **** out him. She told him she was older than she is, she's in the dancing, he's going to think it's fine.

    Shes the ****ing problem. ****ing slag that she is.

    My mum was saying that my aunt was saying if shes pregnant then she'll finally get money due to her in benefits <doh> Thats coming from someone who hasn't worked in 10 years because it's too stressful <grr>
     
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    £500 you get for having a kid <ok>

    Plus she'll have her own place at 16 & have to pay **** all rent, council tax etc.

    If she's a thick **** with no hope of furthering herself pregnancy could be a good thing.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That sums her up pretty well brum <ok>

    I ****ing hate ****s like her. I've worked hard for all I have, then she goes out, gets up the duff and everything handed to her.
     
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    The mrs knows a bird who got preganant with this lad. She had about 6 brothers, all scumbags, the whole family were horrible ****ers - not scary or anything just dirty, gypo types.

    She was not bad looking, "Legal Teri" was her nickname as lads counted down to the time she was legal <laugh> but she was like a walking advert for Elizabeth Duke with a big T chain round her neck, clown jewellery & general pikey ****.

    The kids first birthday party consisted of us sitting in the back garden of her moms house whilst they all drank Stella & smoked spliffs......whilst the kid was left in a cot to play with some teddy bears. The party started at 6pm <doh>

    Her fella, the kids dad showed up for a whole 10 minutes after work but had to get off as he was bidding for soemthing on ebay that was finishing later that evening <doh>

    His name was not on the birth certificate. He got a morgage on a nice little house (worked for his rich dad) & then claimed to rent it out to his mrs who then claimed housing benefit which covered his morgage payments <yikes> <laugh>

    They had a house which they owned for **** all!!!
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Update please. Pics?

    19/20 now?
     
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    ^6^ thsi <ok/
     
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    She'll be 19 now with at least 3 kids from 3 different fathers. :)
     
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    Thread bump of the year. <laugh>

    Did you add a reminder in your diary 4 years ago?
     
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    15!!!!!!

    Whoops :$
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Didn't we all? :huh:
     
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    She,s now living in Spain.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...realises-gives-birth.html?ito=social-facebook
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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