British Politics spam thread

Thanks, looking forward to the next instalment.

 

No problem, I know how everyone looks forward to my weather updates on a regular basis.

 

I like to save them for a rainy day.

 

Add a bit more detail, like air temp and wind speed. Maybe a photo of a wet cat/dog

 

Inshore stats might be useful too. Wind direction/ force etc. I like the seaside.

 

Not got any wet cat/dog pictures to hand, will this do?.............................

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He should have taken that 8th booster

 

Latest update:-

The rain has abated, albeit temporarily one suspects, however. The skies are full of precipitous cloud formations alas.

More to follow.

 

Saturday is gymnastics day , but it's rainy & ****ty outside so I'm going to cook a beef casserole

 

Your pommel horse could do with some work so I’d still go.

 

To be sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran

His name is Kussturd and he constantly ****s up
His brain is tiny and could fit inside a cup
No Bully XL he's much more a ****zu pup
Oh Kussturd, Kussturd the epitome of 'tup'

* 'Tup' is a Welsh word meaning 'foolish' ...

... it was also difficult to find a 4th word ending in "up" that would fit the theme

 

I wouldn’t open with it

 

It's more a prelude to a patriotic medley ... first a segway into There'll Always Be An Engerlund followed by Land of Soap and Glory and climaxing with Vindaloo..

 

I will accept that this time

 

You seem rattle Mohammed. Dont you have a anti jew march to go on?

 

And still , these shills never learn