Darwin awards

Good job it wasn't Turkish driving that - he'd be all over the road as his Kiwi special was "keeping him warm"

 

Sorry old chap but his specials just lately wouldn’t even get in the cab mate

 

C’mon, an ugly win is a win

 

Good god have you seen it, no chance of a win with that, lucky to get out alive would be an achievement !!

 

I was quoting Mr Holloway, excited to see a scrap between Uber and yourself to win the favours of the young “lady” with water retention

 

I think you're being a bit precious....even bouncy girls need a bit of loving

 

Let Uber know please, I retire gracefully and will give him the win

 

How about a threesome as a compromise

 

You, Uber and Turkish....there's an image to give you nitemares

 

He'd fill them with tequila first