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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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    0.0%
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Luv just wants something to relax everyone before the car keys are put in the bowl. It doesn’t matter.
     
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  2. Gessa

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    More likely to get pissed, so to drown out the FIL's keyboard.
     
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  3. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    best bet is to pour a bottle of wine over the keyboard

    just make sure it isn't a good one .
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Think this is the year Luv kills him with the carving knife tbh.
     
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  5. Solid Air 2

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    and then fricassee him and serve him up with some Fava beans and a 2017 Chianti
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Work Christmas do in Cardiff tomorrow night, no doubt will be as **** as they always are.

    Already dreading it, I plan to sack it off to my room around midnight and try to get a decent sleep.


    Meeting point is The Great Western @luvgonzo , could it get any more ****?!?
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Normally good value the day after for the story of the married director who had one too many and groped a graduate or something
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Worst start possible, place will be rammed as well.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I know. It's a ****ing cess pit that place.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Just need to keep my own hands off my QS in the room next door.

    Yes, female.

    Yes, hot as ****.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    I don't know any good pubs in Cardiff, MPW is good for Christmas vibes and cocktails if you want to escape the bar there is nice.
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Welsh presumably so probably keen. I say go for it. YOLO
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Very, her accent grates actually.

    A harsh Cardiffesque one, not as soft as the valleys or Swansea.

    She just left. "See ya tomorrow at the Great Western ........"

    Yeah, I'll bet you will.
     
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    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    The days of Christmas past
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    The Brown's bar in the hotel is an improvement on the old Marriott bar.

    £7.50 for a Cali Pale though! <yikes>

    Where is MPW? Assumed they'd all shut, the one in Swansea did.

    Great Western soon, joy!

    Or should that be, Joyeux.
     
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    It's in the Hotel Indigo just off Greyfriars Rd by the Capitol Tower. They usually have someone playing Christmas tunes quietly and it's just a chilled place.
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Having a revive in my room seven pints in.

    Haven't even had food yet. The Spoons was great but ultimately did my ****ing head in.

    Downstairs for food, drink some (probably ****e) red wine, couple of G&T's and bed before midnight.

    Then a crap nights sleep.

    There are ten or so of 'my' colleagues already can't say their own names.

    Happy Christmas!
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    Fingered that bird yet?
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Watching Marcus Wareing does a posh Christmas or something and admiring his Breitling.

    Not yet, no.

    There is time!
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Why no one has suggested spiking the old duffer with some mandy is worryingly ****y.

    0.2 every hour so he dont die and dont notice hes Buzzin as ballbags
     
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