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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Can we just be clear - is the challenge for him to manage taking a screenshot - or something more specific? I ask so he doesn't waste hours googling "How to take a screenshot" <whistle>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Which flavour?
     
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    The yoghurt is undoubtedly cultured ... unlike your good self <laugh>
     
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  4. Uncle Colm

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    Someone should tell him "Okay, Kustard, you get a pellet gun, you point it at your phone screen...". :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    Only you could make that claim as the Covid enquiry continues; exposing the biggest bunch of lying low lives this country has ever witnessed <doh>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    In fairness, the pellet would probably bounce off from all the dried Tippex on the screen... correcting text and e-mail spelling mistakes has proven quite challenging :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Needed a lot more punctuation... or even just some <ok>
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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    :biggrin:

    And the dried cum from all the searching for tranny-porn sites. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    So they're all different mixed race, but have the same mum? - cool ...
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    He was talking about 'yohurt', not 'yoghurt'. It all makes sense if you're a complete ******.
     
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    Who knew? :bandit:

     
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  14. Uncle Colm

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    And he's off <laugh>
     
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    Thinking of changing my name to 'Rwanda' by deed poll - apparently there's a good chance of being given £240 million of British taxpayers money ... for literally providing absolutely nothing ... mind you, that's just a drop in the ocean compared to what my cousin, Test & Tracey, is expecting to get <laugh>

    This Tory government has to be the worst example of incompetence and cronieism ever to have been inflicted on the people of this country ...<doh>
     
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    My phone is currently having a mare - may have to start calling it 'Tory' <laugh>
     
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    Dementia thoroughly kicking in now gramps, can you make it through the night without soiling yourself?
     
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    For those that skipped the lefty junk, there's just a lot of words that are pretty much all just very predictably bleating 'not that <diva>' and not one has the guts to voice their own suggested alternative approaches. They still won't after this, they'll just post a load of childish attempts at personal abuse and fantasies. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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