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  1. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    Idi Amin, Dec 1, 2023
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  2. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    Come on, own up, it's not only me who can see a breadcake in this video.
     
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    rovertiger, Dec 1, 2023
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  3. Newlandcasual2

    Newlandcasual2 Well-Known Member

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    Newlandcasual2, Dec 1, 2023
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  4. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    rovertiger, Dec 1, 2023
  5. FER ARK

    FER ARK Well-Known Member

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    One of the best responses I've read.....

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ...
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ...

    SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia ..
    They're happy in Canada ..
    They're happy in England ..
    They're happy in France ..
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ..
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA ..
    They're happy in Norway ..
    They're happy in Holland ..
    They're happy in Denmark ..

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

    AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
    How ****ing stupid can you get?
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
    - More than one wife
    - More than one mother-in-law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
    - You cook over burning camel ****
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    - Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

    Well No **** Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse!
     
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    FER ARK, Dec 1, 2023
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  6. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    No football?
     
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    LeftSaidFred, Dec 1, 2023
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    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Dec 1, 2023
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  8. Ric Glasgow

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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 2, 2023
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  9. Ron Burguvdy

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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 3, 2023
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  10. Roary's Smelly Head

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    Roary's Smelly Head, Dec 3, 2023
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  11. DMD

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    DMD, Dec 3, 2023
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  12. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Mel Smith was a very funny guy, he would have been 71 today, one of his GRJ sketches which always made me laugh. RIP Mel

     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Dec 4, 2023
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  13. dennisboothstash

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    Need Wrighty’s coat today…

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    dennisboothstash, Dec 4, 2023
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  14. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Looks more like a ****ing bouncy castle...:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 4, 2023
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  15. originallambrettaman

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    That coat's a bargain, only £1,915.00.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Dec 4, 2023
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  16. tigerscanada

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    Double baked beans & cabbage on toast for lunch methinks !
     
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    tigerscanada, Dec 4, 2023
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  17. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Coulda got this for £769....
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Dec 4, 2023
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  18. Gone For A Walk

    Gone For A Walk Well-Known Member

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    B&Q doing them in red for only £22.

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    Gone For A Walk, Dec 4, 2023
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  19. balkan tiger

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    Something about a fool and his money.
     
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    balkan tiger, Dec 4, 2023
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  20. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Not like Allams... " ...like breathing air - free of charge." :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    tigerscanada, Dec 4, 2023
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