Worst christmas present i ever received was from my Dad when I was 18.. He bought me a Drill. Second worst present same year was a set of screw drivers.
My bro once bought me a pink tool kit he got in pound stretcher as a joke. Everything had bright pink handles. I made my girlfriend fake Mark One vouchers for Xmas 1 year and give her £20's worth. It was funny watching her trying to act pleased, then after about a half n hour of her prob thinkin "what a cheap ****" I gave her an iPod touch. I'm thinking of doing the same this year to someone. Pound land vouchers.
Is anyone? We occasionally give the kids money to buy stuff from there and it is lucky to last out the month.
Was actually thinking of buying a dummy present for her, was thinking something along the lines of a vile fleece you see old folks wearing with prints of owls or other such wildlife on it..
There's a website that sells really awful jumpers. I'm sure that would do the trick, I'll try and find it and post the address up here.
This one Sweats?; http://www.medocmall.co.uk/cgi-bin/...&dept_id=20&sub_dept_id=10&product_id=MBL-162 Give them due for supporting their local team mate. I think your Dad might have been trying to tell you something with the drill and screwdrivers, you bone idle ****.
