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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

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    Seems pretty easy to explain except to the likes of brain dead Ava-Santina.

    Pickpocket swipes Susan Hall’s wallet on the Metropolitan Line. They open it and see whose wallet it is and dump it on their next train on the Jubilee Line, where the Good Samaritan found it.

    This seems to be big news in Londanistan, where the polling suggests that they are going to keep Sadiq Khan despite his total incompetence in office and his vast array of woke policies. Everywhere else in the country we laugh at the immigrant city that votes for the likes of Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell, David Lammy, Diane Abbott, Dawn Butler, Barry Gardiner, Emily Thornberry, Wes Streeting and Keir Starmer. Is the Tooting Popular Front headed by Rosena Allin-Khan these days?
     
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    Yet more lovely trees in abundance..................... I mean how much more green could you get, goes up to 11.

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    So a pickpocket took her oyster card wallet, opened it, left the cash in there and dumped it on a different tube line?

    Derp di derpy derp
     
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    FFs, is that what the Gammons are reduced to claiming? They didn't even take the Oyster card - and it was handed back in by a 'forrin' as well. <laugh>

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...t&itm_campaign=trending_section&itm_content=4

    ****ing desperate spinning by the forum's regular misinformation regurgitator. Stand by for a 32-paragraph essay on why he's actually right, and Romanian Muslim pickpockets often leave £40 of cash and Oyster cards in wallets because they were really only after any contactless credit cards (there weren't any). What a maroon!

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    A pickpocket who knew who the **** Susan Hall was and didn’t take the cash.
     
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    A really, really clever pickpocket, that realised who Susan Hall was and left £40 worth of untraceable notes just in case they had microchips and GPS location finders in them, presumably? :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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    A fine advert for KHAN’S LONDON. A classier breed of pickpocket.
     
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    It's coming home. :emoticon-0111-blush

     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The desperation of the far right conspiracy theorists claiming there is crime in London.

    As Sadiq said not so long ago in a put on monotone mumbled mockney accent.

    "London is the safest Global city in the World "

    Take that Tokyo <laugh>
     
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    They dumped it with the money still in it?

    **** off you stupid Tory apologist<laugh>
     
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    It's a situation where 2 things can be honest simultaneously.

    A. If I lost my wallet on the tube , I would probably assume it was stolen because pickpocketing is a major issue in London usually the Roma gypsies.
    As a direct result of the EUROPEAN UNION letting them in & freedom of movement, another diversity fail.


    B. An honest man in this instance a South East Asian gentleman kindly returned it to the woman

    I very much doubt she purposely lied but it was pretty dumb to politicise this incident when crime in Sadiq's London has skyrocketed.

    His latest video claims that anyone that sets foot in London is a Londoner which is amusing.

    If I lived in Paris I wouldn't be a Parisian Frenchman.

    It probably stems from his hang ups as a child that never really fitted in on account of his brown fragility , none of the popular kids liking him & never getting picked for the sports ball teams .

    So made it his life's work to wreck London & hate whitey .
    A terrorist sympathising human rights lawyer defending Jihadists from deportation just didn't cut it .

    This was just a daft Karen jumping to conclusions & making a **** of herself
     
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    Hancock admits he knew Eat out to spread the virus was exactly that.but kept schtum due to " Collective responsibility." Throws The Rishter under t'bus as well as sounding uncomfortably close to " Just obeying orders."
     
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    but sovreeeenteeeeee
     
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    Wife has bigger cans, not sure if as firm.
     
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    What size is her cock?
     
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