British Politics spam thread

This depends on Martina’s definition of a “Transgender woman”. If a transgender woman is actually a man in a dress (Keir Starmer’s target voter) then obviously a man cannot be a lesbian. If a transgender woman is actually a woman in a suit trying to be a man then obviously as a woman she could be a lesbian but is in denial.

 

White Lives Matter, Nihal. We can arrange you a boat to France if your mental health would be improved. How is your French? The only language allowed on French radio. I am sure they would find you accommodation in a Paris banlieue where you might find the skin colour more to your taste.

 

If you want a scent that smells like ‘Ull, you do not need Lidl. The only time you would get a fish smell these days would be crawling under a table of birds on a Saturday night for a sniff. Douse yourself in cheap supermarket lager or cider, have a couple of drags from a roll-up made with low grade baccy, eat something that makes you fart and belch. Simples. If you want to go all the way then make sure every sentence you utter contains the F word or the C word – and vote Labour no matter how bad their candidate.

 

It looks like she was addressing a packed Commons. Strange how every time you see one of them post themselves standing up to speak there are about half a dozen in the chamber because it is Thursday night and the bar is open. Richard Burgon does it almost weekly with his crackpot private members bills that have no chance of getting a valid reading.

 

So Marina Purkiss wants to shag Rishi...

I am sure Mrs Sunak can arrange her a slot, thirty seconds in the loo on one of his private jet flights. Too late to fly to Dubai with him, she could have had a whole minute.

 

"The Earth Isn't Ours" proclaims Big Ears at Crap28.

Aye right you are, so here's a start you hypocritical, entitled, pampered ****wit, the property and land you own in this country is part of the Earth and, by your own definition, doesn't belong to you or your privileged family so ****ing give it up and let it be put to good use for the thousands of homeless and struggling British people and their families.

Enjoy your 5 star hotel and vegan posh nosh in the wonderfully inclusive and oil rich Dubai.

Fanny.

 

They dumped billions of tons of sand in the sea to make artificial Islands & every building including bus stops have 24 hour air conditioning on full blast , because its so ****ing hot .

Everyone drives four by fours or Italian gas guzzling super cars , but you plebs need to turn off your central heating & stop driving in Britain because the towel heads said.

 

All that will happen is five by elections where Labour or Green candidates will walk home. The good burghers of Naaarwich are left-ish, but not to the extent that these Corbynista resignees are.

 

It’s surely over for Starmer if Norwich council is lost.

 

He should retrace his steps.

 

Mrs Kustard has some moves

 

Far to good looking to be my wife.

 

Stupid Scouse bint. Her own party did a press release dubbing her "Minister For Common Sense".

 

Chortle.

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...yson-loses-libel-claim-daily-mirror-publisher

 

Chortle.