Shane brown bread

Yeah true, I suppose that is what happens after drinking that Irish muck

 

****

 

There never was an NYPD choir, they had to rope random musical Micks in from Boston for the video.

 

So just like the song then, a pile of made up ****e and utter banal drivel.

 

Not as good as Slade, I'll grant you. Still a good chune though.

 

It's ****ing ****, plain as.

 

It’s okay. They wrote loads of better songs. Shane was an alchy genius outlaw poet on the qt:

 

The Pogues were a ****ing pile of old ****, Oirish ****ing drivel.

Tuneless ****s personified.

 

Lend me ten pounds and I’ll buy you a drink
And mother wake me early on the morning

 

Fail.

 

Val Doonican more your line?

 

Cocaine more your line?

 

No, coke’s a ****’s drug. You’d love it

 

No thanks. A cock up my Marmite Mororway is my drug of choice.

 

Ooer missus

 

Didn't The Pogues do a song about that:

The lads down in Mayo
Were drinking all the day
When in burst Farmer Murphy
With a look of dismay
He said lads can you help me
My cock has lost its way
And has strayed into the middle
Of Marmite Motorway

diddle dee diddle dee
diddle dee poo
diddle dee diddle dee
diddle dee poo

 

I got 7/4 on that when I read he was on bobbins.

 

And Captain.

 

Irish music is ****e.

Irish bands are even ****ter.

With the exception of "The Hothouse Flowers" what have the Irish North or South given us?

**** all.