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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Good interviews with Brenda after matchday 1, online..

    Quotes include, “you can see we are going to be competitive”

    Celtic fans being taken for mugs year on year.

    £70m in the bank, but the business model is, stay slightly ahead of Rangers to get the CL money but get annihilated in the group stage each year, but keep the masses in check with tales of corruption despite winning 17 out of 21 possible trophies and 50% of top flight referees growing up as Celtic fans.
     
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    Quite.

    I remember playing school soccerball all over Glasgow in the 70's on the red blaes pitches, sometimes with a covering of ice and getting one of those blasted hard orange mitre balls blasted off your legs. None of us wore gloves, let alone these ****tah tights that proliferate in men's pansy gay soccerball these days. Oranges at half time as well. ****ing frozen to the core by the end of the game but back then us wee boys were "real mean".

    Bunch of fairies in men's professional soccerball these days.

    The likes of Billy McNeill, John Greig, Willie Miller et al were real soccerballers and just ****ing got on with it, even when they had 2 broken ****ing legs and were temporarily blinded during the game.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    What the heck is blaes?

    before my time that

    where’s my snood?
     
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    Red Ash. I had to do a Monny and "google" it, various different spellings. "Baize" is the term I remember.

    Legs gashed to **** and the grit deeply embedded in your legs dripping with blood but we just got on with it.

    Bunch of ****ing ****tahs these days!!
     
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    Baize is snooker table cloth is it not? :eek:
     
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    Sevco Albion vs Anus Reallysore at The ***** Free stadium on Thursday.

    Flanders Phil hoping to secure EL after Winterfest for the plucky newco club.

    Then The Big Local Derby on Sunday as the impressive Paisley Pandas arrive in the Parish of Govan to take on Sevco Strollers.

    Pre-dick-shuns
     
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    Rangers 1-0 Anus
    Rangers 2-1 Midden
     
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    Communal bath,smoking and drinking,real men and not a ****ter among them,good times.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    If this photo was taken nowadays, half the ****s in there would be erect and have butt plugs in.

    Makes me want to vomit blood
     
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    ****s lathering each other up in a bath.
     
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    And the ugly one that didn't get touched up would put in a complaint fs
     
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    What are we seeing here? That Ranger's opponents hardly touch the ball in our box?

    Would be a better data set if the guy incorporated our cup games in where we seem to average a pen against every other game.
     
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    Touches inside box <laugh>

    some absolute nutters out there
     
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    An archiac form of torture my friend.

    Up there with the Mitre 5 imho.
     
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    In 3 LC games this season, we've conceded two pens. For a team that restricts their opponents so little touches in the box, surely to concede two pens in three games is statistically rare.
     
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    Celtic out in front as per
     
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