Newcastle v ChelsEE

Sounds gay, is he on grindr?

 

You would have thought so the way it went down.

 

By 'it' you mean Fadge?

 

......and then there was the welcome the poor bugger got off schlem.

He rocks up and see's us outside,

"who's this?" asks Schlem
"Libby" replies me
"**** off, just **** right off man" replies Schlem

What a welcome

 

Sober Schlem

 

We've gone back to more old fashioned methods these days

 

Can't even see his trousers, but it goes without saying...

 

Plus, I'm officially a rabbits foot. That and a leprechaun, I'd put my house on us with 9 left backs and Chippy up front.

 

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Can’t see anything other than a Chelsea win…..

 

Not so sure depends whether Newcastle are fit and whether Chelsea can live with one of the toughest away games there is.

 

Aye. Their demolishing of a 9 man spurs playing a high line wasn't impressive.

Smashing the City defence though was impressive, although City were playing high line also.

I'm still nervous for this game. I'm going for a 1-1 cagey draw but if anyone wins it might be them. Depends which Chelsea shows up.

The Chelsea who got cucked by Brentford or the Chelsea that smashed City.

Maybe we'll win simply because we'll concede less but since we're struggling to score at the moment because of lack of attacking midfield quality.....

 

https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/24/newc...tripiper-alexander-isak-sven-botman-19873732/

On Isak, he added: ‘I don’t want to give too much away.’

So basically Isak is probably playing or at least on the bench.

 

If lascelles plays it'll be a struggle.. he's an absolute liability

 

Nice trolling

 

I find the funniest bit is the bloke holding his arm out for some reason, like that's going to help the guy who fainted