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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Owen Hargreaves was tonight upbeat after travelling to Argentina for a revolutionary operation by Dr Guevara. Owen Hargreaves (pictured below)
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    Hargreaves, known as Douglas Bader by his team mates at Carrington Road has just signed a lucrative new sponsorship with 'Waterstones Books' Hargreaves known as the clubs intellectual has just finished his first book. When asked he said "being injured for so long I needed something to occupy my time in between treatment and after two years hard toil I have at last finished it" A spokesman for Waterstones said "its marvellous really he hasn't coloured over the lines once"

    Hargreaves also captains his local football side the Manchester Long John Silver Impersonators X1 who have yet to register a win this season.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I thought Cantona was supposed to be the thinking man's Utd player.....

     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Has someone, somewhere, said that you're funny at some point? If so, they were taking the piss. You need to disabuse yourself of the notion that you're clever and witty. You make genocide seem funny.
     
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  4. John Smith

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    <laugh>

    He accused confucious of having no freewill!

    <laugh>
     
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  5. John Smith

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    And you make me want to listen to Morrissey <ok>
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    To cheer him up.....
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Jap Eye Stan
    Compared to you you talentless clown I'm God <ok>
     
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  8. Kamran - KingKoscielny

    Kamran - KingKoscielny Active Member

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    I think everyone has left this forum.. :(
     
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    Kamran - KingKoscielny, Feb 21, 2011
  9. John Smith

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    They'll come back <ok>

    Hopefully not the Mmancs though.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Yeah we don't want those scummy gits on here <ok>
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Hagel is arguing with the reality <laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Because you can really see what talents I have on an anonymous football forum can't you?
    You're not even God compared to Ian Huntley. You certainly don't deserve a Jules Winnfield avatar. A Jools Holland one would be pushing it.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 22, 2011
  13. The Ghost of Pascal Mikael Senderos

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    I actually thought he was a decent prospect for Utd- well, better than Anderson at least!
    Shame about his injury problems, but c'est la vie!
     
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    The Ghost of Pascal Mikael Senderos, Feb 22, 2011
  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Maybe not but to a moronic insignificant little ****stain such as yourself I'm God <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Feb 22, 2011
  15. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    You do know Kamran and Jizmo are big mates don't you.They've set up 4-4-2 together ;)
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Well that's an unfortunate name isn't it Jiz-mo well hold on MO i'll Jiz ya! <snowball><laugh>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Feb 22, 2011
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I imagine you know a fair bit about ****stains don't you? I don't really remember, I tend to have sex with my wife. I'd explain that concept to you but I don't want your little brain to hurt.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 22, 2011
  18. Constcrepe

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    Strange how Utd fans comment on the Arsenal boards and they get the posts removed, threatened to be banned and receive PM's warning them about their future behaviour; yet a Chelsea fan can wum on the Arsenal boards against the Utd fans and not be taken to task by the mods.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It does seem strange, and then you realise that the Arsenal mod hates United. He's presumably bitter that his club - once very close rivals to United a decade or so ago - have had to go 6 years without a trophy, whilst watching United pick up 3 league titles, 3 Carling Cups, the Wold Club Cup and the Champions League (which Arsenal have never won of course). Envy does strange things to the mind <ok>
     
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    That's because the Chelsea fan in question has a history of banter with these goonz on here and 606 that goes back years, whereas quite a few of your lot just seem to behave like dicks.
     
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