Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

I hate him

 

Yeah, he missed the first penalty Macedonia should have had when that clown Maguire clattered into the striker.
But then he gave them the one that wasn't a penalty.

 

I don't understand how anyone at Southgates age can be the same shape as a chopstick.

 

The stars are aligning

 

He won't be going anywhere unfortunately

 

Have you seen his nose, he's more like an ice-pick.

 

He's like the body type of an alcoholic nearing the end

 

You're more the oaf body type

 

Yeah deff not clocked me yet

 

I have mate a cross between plug and a yeti

 

The words your looking for are cross between a model and a demi-god

 

That's your best one yet mate.

 

Kane hoop lickers out all week

 

So a demi-mod.

Like, lower down the pecking order than Chippy and Nev?

 

Is it possible to get lower down the pecking order than Chippy and what's his name?

 

If he looks like meredith in disclosure I'll buck him.

 

please dont be me hes on about