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  1. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    Was on the bench again today, came on in the 89th minute. Good to see his dream move is going well for him <ok>
     
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  2. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    He's the worst ever transfer in football history.
     
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  3. Smudger

    Smudger Active Member

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    Did you see the game? His total involvement was falling over 3 times and giving the ball away <laugh>
     
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  4. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Liverpool started with Downing, Carroll and Henderson on the bench. That's £75 million of mediocrity that doesn't even start. It amazes me that Dogleash's transfer dealings haven't been criticised further.
     
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  5. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    Was watching with a Liverpool supporting mate, he said he's got to the point where he just laughs at how useless Carroll is <laugh> Carroll's contribution made the ****e game worth watching
     
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  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    When he tripped <laugh>

    Clumsier than Shola on ice <laugh>

    35m <laugh>
     
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  7. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    who is this carroll can she cook?
     
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    This. <ok>
     
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  9. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    very good point it might be because he's the king
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Or the best, depending which way you look at it.
     
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    This says it all... FIFA Apology Rules- Score a hat trick with Andy Carroll and your opponent must go into a shop and pay 10X more for an item than it is worth. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  12. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    The fact that they sold Torres for 50 million seems to have acted as a means of justification for their sporadic and ill thought transfer dealings. If I sold my clapped out banger of a car for 2 grand more than it's worth, I wouldn't then go out and spend a fortune on a robin reliant just because I have the money.
     
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    she was pretty good on the numbers on countdown
     
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  14. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    No I didn't watch it, but that makes me feel even better <laugh>
     
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  15. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I think our entire team was bought for less than Carroll's transfer
     
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    If he'd bothered to have his hair cut before the game he wouldn't have tripped over it.
     
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  17. Why aye Cabaye

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    Is Carroll on the reported £80k per week then? If so that's another £4,160,000 per year x 5 year contract = £20,800,000 on wages.

    £35,000,000 + £20,800,000 = £55,800,000.

    Lol just doesn't do it justice <ok>

    P.s. Correct my maths if I'm wrong, don't have a calculator.
     
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  18. Smudger

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    Krul - minimal
    Simpson - 1 million
    Taylor - free
    Colo - 10 million
    Raylor - (part exchange, we actually gained 6 million)
    Obertan - 3 million
    Cabaye - 4.5 million
    Tiote - 3.5 million
    Jonas - 3 million (something absurd like that, Webster ruling)
    Best - 2 million
    Ba - free

    I make that about 28 million, but then we gained 6 million in Raylor's deal, so... 22 million? <laugh>
     
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    I'd say your figures were about right. <ok>
     
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  20. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Our bench as well would be:

    Elliott - 0.5m
    Santon - 5m
    Guthrie - 3m?
    Gosling - free
    Marv - Free
    Sammy - academy so free
    HBA - 5.5m

    makes 14.

    22+14 = 36million, so our best team and bench costs 1million more then Carroll... <laugh>
     
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