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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Norfolk is literally renowned for being the inbreeding centre of the U.K.
     
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    And turkeys
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Booooootiful ones at that.
     
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  4. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Says the man with six toes married to his sister as tradition requires in ancient Anglia. <laugh>
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

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    The local loony Labour newsletter came through the letterbox this week. Naturally they support a ceasefire in Gaza and want the United Nations to intervene in the humanitarian crisis in Gaza. It seems that there are not enough Islamist votes in Hull for them to all quit the Labour Party in disgust at Starmer not doing what the Corbynite hard Left wing of the Party demand. Or maybe there are simply not enough Muslim votes needed to make any difference in Hull and certainly not enough Jewish ones.

    The Conservatives are those sleazy folks that are a threat to democracy, jobs for their mates. So Labour make sure that all their people are elected democratically by the party members. The Marxist hypocrite leader of the Labour group on Hull City Council is Daren Hale – his parents could not even spell Darren. Headline news: “Local Labour Members have overwhelmingly chosen your local Councillor Daren Hale to stand for Labour”. I know a member of the Labour Party that was invited to participate. They were sent a document with half page résumés for a dozen candidates. Then they were invited to the selection meeting. There were only about twenty people at the meeting and only one of them was on the candidate list. The chair of the meeting made a motion that Daren Hale be reselected as the candidate for the ward. The deputy chair seconded the motion. The chair asked if anyone had any objections. Silence followed and, therefore, Hale was reselected as candidate for May 2024. That seems to be an overwhelming choice by two people. You have to love the Labour version of democracy: jobs for the boys, Brothers. I have seen the résumé document and it was obviously a cut-and-paste job and I bet none of the others even knew they were standing.
     
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    "Ancient Anglia"? Surely Anglia is the Latin name for England, so you are saying that it is tradition in all of England to have six toes and married to their sister?
     
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    If we are going to be pedantic, ‘Ancient Anglia’ would be where the Angles came from, which is the northern part of modern day Germany below Denmark. If we were just considering ‘ancient’ as being since they arrived over here then it would be what we now call East Anglia (Norfolk, Suffolk, etc.) although the Angles did inhabit south Lincolnshire too.
     
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    So you should have said East Anglia and not just Anglia. Glad we sorted that out.
     
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    Well Googled sir ... although it is actually derived from the area of North Germany that the Angles came from (pre EU European migrants to the UK under a different 'freedom of movement' directive) - they then settled originally in Eastern 'England' where they embarked on a program of shagging goats and sisters, generationally, until the genetic disaster eventually climaxed with the birth of the likes of Simple Simon of Naaaaaarrritch...

    ... the Angles influence later spread to a broader geographic area which became known as 'Angle-land' prior to later rolling off the tongue as 'Ingerrlund' ...

    Horrid Histories - The Rise of the Athlete's Foot Soldier.
     
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    So, we agree that it definitely doesn't mean Norfolk and the surrounding areas? Glad we are clear on that.

    Is the programme not called Horrible Histories as opposed to Horrid Histories? Either way, it is a cracking programme.
     
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    DMD Eh?
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Your mum has a fanny like a greasy doner kebab dropped on a barbershop floor
     
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    Socialism <laugh>
     
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    The French ****ed up by murdering tons of Algerians & giving them French citizenship to fight on their side .

    Zero sympathy
     
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    Stop shagging her then, you sick **** ...
     
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