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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 17, 2023.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So what do you boys use to trim the man lawn?

    Or do you just let it all get a bit 'Jackson 5' in terms of hair style down there?
     
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    I've been using a cheap babyliss bear trimmer for around 10 years now. It cuts.
     
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    Bear or Beard?

    If you trim bears then you must be hard as ****.
     
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    Why do you even want to know. Weirdo.
     
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  5. Albert's Muffin Top

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    I singe them off with the burning souls of those I claim on here and then I rinse it off with the salty tears I collected from them.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you answered your own question again tubbs.
     
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    you are my hero Luke. I have a picture of you by my bed, with a pube encrusted frame.
     
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    Or he's got one hell of a growler
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Anyone tried the manscaped things with ball lotion etc?


    Been tempted I got the shower loofah set so was thinking I might go further.
     
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    What are pubes?
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    They are what ACS decorates his bathroom with.
     
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    Socks?
     
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    hahahaha
     
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    ball lotion? Wft?
     
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    Screenshot_20231118_045954_Chrome.jpg
     
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    I've always thought when you go down on a girl, it's nice if she's kept it clean and tidy down there, rather than having to navigate your tongue through a dirty jungle of pubes and other crap. This I like to return the favour and keep myself fairly neatly trimmed down there.

    Used to know I guy who said he Vite-ed his balls, which is a step too far for me though.
     
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