Picked up a Dalek hitch hiking near the M5, I asked "where are you going" Dalek replied. "Exetermate Exetermate".
A baby polar bear asks his dad "Am I a polar bear?" "Yes, son. You are a polar bear" replies dad. "Are you sure I'm a polar bear, dad?" " Yes, son. I'm a polar bear and I'm your dad. So, you are a polar bear too. " "Are you really sure I'm a polar bear?" " Yes! Why do keep asking? " "Because I'm ****ing freezing!"
I asked for a Chicken Tarka in the curry house. Dude said "Is that like a chicken Tikka" yes I replied ....But a little Otter.
Rabbit entered a butcher and asked: "Do you have carrots?". They said, "no we don't have carrots. " The following day the rabbit came to the shop and asked again, "Do you have carrots?" They replied again, "no we don't have carrots" On the third day the rabbit came and asked for carrots again but this time they replied " We said we don't have carrots, we’re a ****ing butcher if you come back again asking for carrots, we gonna put a nail in your head with a ****ing hammer!" The following day the rabbit came yet again and asked, "Do you have a hammer? They replied, "NO." the rabbit then asked, "What about nails?" They said, "NO." Then the rabbit finally asked, "Do you have any carrots?"
