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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    The drugs here are **** tbh.

    Morphine just about hits the sides.
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

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    depends what strength they're giving you as weak oral morphine has become fairly standard these days in my area but is much weaker than most imagine.
    The real stuff is another story .
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    I had a bad RTA years ago and was on the ward in ****ing agony. They gave me oral morphine every time I pressed the call button, until one kind nurse finally gave me a shot of Morphine in the bum cheeks and that was it .... lights out <laugh>
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    well actually think a Dr "gave" you the decent morphine as the good stuff needs signing off where as oral morphine just needs recording .
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    <diva>

    It lives!
     
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  6. aberdude

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    you never know with sucky <laugh>

     
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  7. aberdude

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    Anyway what the fk is going on sucky …this got a total recall feel to it

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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Are you still in contact with him?
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    You can pretend it's from the time a lynch mob tried to hang you for cattle rustling... the girls will love it...
     
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  10. pieguts

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    Fosse speaking from experience. Claims his chicken pox scar is actually a gun shot wound!! <laugh>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Buongiorno
     
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  13. pieguts

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    Morning. Again the sun is shining in the good old garden of England, which after yesterday is pleasant.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    You'll get Luv started again with his crap poetry book
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    Weekend stuff that.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If you could be more specific with the actual times, then I'll know when to swerve this thread.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    I'll PM you so that you don't miss out, no need to thank me.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Dont have enegery to tell him that saying that to anyone born after 1986 will see that as a red flag rather than a turn on, but yknow, old peeps innit bless em
     
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    How old you are you this week?
     
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  20. Sucky

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    26 same as last week.
     
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