Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Yes

Although it isn’t as clear cut as that.

You must refer to them as fishes when speaking about them to small children, regardless of species. In that situation if there is only one the singular is fishy

 

*ahem*

 

When we was kids they was called fannies, it wasn't until later that we realised why they was called that.

 

Where’s the ****ing curry sauce. Pretentious ****.

 

You should find curry sauce in the Indian restaurant further up the road, not in the fish and chip shop.

 

…where you can get a 5 course banquette for £37…

 

Curry sauce was included, dirty ****s.

 

£47 without curry sauce apparently …

 

Shocking

 

Chip shop curry sauce… the clues in the name.

 

When you obviously don't get enough attention

 

She had to have done that for a dare...

 

She’ll be dojng an article next week about attracting unwanted attention from men
Poor thing

 

Working from home today
**** knows why they’ve allowed this

I’ve had two slices of toast
A pop tart I found at the back of the cupboard
A bacon n egg sarny
Some biscuits
Three cups of tea and a coffee

gonna have to be chippy for dinner

and it’s ****ing freezing

 

Toyah hiding in the back of your cupboard eh, what a life.


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But why was she there, though?


Dunno.


It's A Mystery.

 

Waiting...

 

He's been 'watching' the Sunday Lunch videos on repeat....