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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    2 men are standing looking up at a flag pole.

    A woman walks by and sees them and asks have they go a problem.

    Yes, one of the men says, we're trying to figure out how we can measure the height of this flag pole.

    So the woman says wait a minute, goes back to her car which is parked nearby and takes a spanner and tape measure, comes back and undoes a couple of nuts,
    takes the flag pole down flat to the ground, measures it and tells the men 18' 6''.

    So one of the men says to the other, isn't that typical of a woman, you ask for the height, and she gives you the length.
     
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  4. Gone For A Walk

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    Doubt it BT. £20 for a box of ****! Ingredients would cost next to nothing. Trays & packaging probably cost more.
     
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  5. Ernie Shackleton

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    All that?

    Looks like a share box for one, to me.
     
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  6. balkan tiger

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    Well of that £20 the Vat man will take 20%. the workers preparing it will be on at least 10.42 an hour wages, add on some business rates and energy costs. Not a lot left for the ingredients and a profit.
     
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  7. Ric Glasgow

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    Wouldn't fancy cleaning her hutch out the next morning after eating that pile of dog-sh!t...:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  8. rovertiger

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    Imagine the stew. <yikes>
     
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  9. TwoWrights

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    Memo to self, you've not had rabbit for a while, get to the butchers tomorrow. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  10. dennisboothstash

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    Bargain at Tom Kerridge’s in Harrods

    Only £37…

    Not even any mushy peas! (£6 extra for a bread cake apparently)

    (and no I am not the sucker that paid that)

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    Unappetising and bland spring to mind.
     
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  12. dennisboothstash

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    Absolutely
    Thankfully I didn’t witness it, I only saw is posted on social media.
    At least the lemon is wrapped though…
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

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    Quite a lot going on in this story…

    @Chazz Rheinhold should get over there and offer his services.

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  14. Ric Glasgow

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    Bred for eating...And they can bite like ****!!!
     
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  15. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    ****e springs to my mind.
     
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    Some more unkind than myself would claim **** for brains, I couldn't possibly comment. :emoticon-0143-smirk


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