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Clydebank man cut boy's penis with plastic loyalty card

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by supermong, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. supermong

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12525019

    "Glasgow Sheriff Court heard how McBride was in a bad mood when the incident happened because his girlfriend had not bought him a Valentine's card.

    He was kicking the ball hard out of frustration when he missed and caught the toddler instead.

    When he noticed that the child's penis was red and swollen, McBride decided to snap a shop loyalty card and compress it around the injured area."

    How did he notice the child's penis was red and swollen? :emoticon-0149-no:
     
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  2. John Smith

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    He kicked the kid in the goolies. Obviously pulled down his pants. Got a card out his pocket, snapped it, then what?!?! 10 ****ing stitches! The little **** was having an experiment...

    Autistic my ****ing arse. ****ing pissy labels - I wonder what sort of autism he's supposed to have?

    18 months probation? Any sort of register?
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> I saw this yesterday and immediately thought of this place. Shame my work got so gay about me not actually doing my job.
     
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  4. playing football in anger in the livingroom and "missed the ball" and caught the wean square in the baws then tried to cut his dick off with a tesco club card. what the ****?
     
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  5. EDGE

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    A typical weekend with Neville.
     
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  6. everytime a get in a bad mood a play football in the living room. calms ye right down.
     
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  7. John Smith

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    It's good that you don't find a toddler to kick in alberts instead <ok>
     
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    The story just jumps to the weans swollen genitals.... How did he know they were swollen? Was the wean naked when he booted him in the baws? I demand an answer.....
     
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