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Match Day Thread Bournemouth v Newcastle United

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 5, 2023.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What happened? <laugh>
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    When you consider the injuries and suspensions Newcastle have done well since the last international break.

    I've noticed people wanting to defend players while as the same time complaining about players being out..... I'm sorry but there's still an underbelly of players that need replacing at the earliest opportunity.
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

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    He said no.
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Now he's lying next to me

    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I've given up on all this, as I suggested we replace our 34 year old striker and everyone on here had a ****ing hissy fit

    now he's injured after jogging around for 3 games

    put dw he pokes in a goal when we are 6-0 up against Forest Green rovers

    the ****s so old, he's on the Bournemouth promotion mural
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    <badger>
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

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    Fuk you on about?
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Wilson
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Wilson isn't the quite the **** im referring to it would cost huge money, but getting better players than longstaff lascelles and Ritchie really wouldn't be expensive or difficult.

    They're quite simply nowhere near good enough and never will be, but we still have to use them regularly.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Lascelles and Ritchie? No, really easy.

    In fact, we replace Almiron who is almost never injured and we can just let Ritchie retire, replace him with a youth academy lad.

    I think we do need a first 11 CB because Schar, I'm telling you now, has a year or so left in him. His knees are just waiting to go.

    Hall and Tino will one day be good enough, in fact, Tino already IS good enough.

    Longstaff was meant to be replaced by Tonali that worked out great
     
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    I think we'll kick on again next season tbh, but I had a feeling this season we'd fall back because it was almost inevitable.

    I mean look at the players we're discussing here... lol they're ****.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    me and you have agreed like 15 times this season that they need to spend like 300m+ in a big window for Newcastle to be a regular competitor.
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I am. No I ain’t. But let’s not attack our own. That’s all I’m saying. Today was a bad day at the office.
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    GG you sit with Magdad at the games?

    He hasn't taught you about banter?

    <laugh>

    Stop being a fairy

    its all jokes
     
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    Meh, I was expecting this coming along, fixtures injuries building up. They needed the win more today, we were leggy.
     
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    Trippier had an altercation with some of our fans, was nearly in tears and was being consoled by Howe.

    Sick of these weapons amongst our support.
     
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    I've been through some pretty ****ty situations in my time, but having to defend myself from people when I say lascelles and Longstaff aren't good enough I'm really struggling to cope with.
     
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    Now do you wonder why I don't like them?
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Our fans?

    Altercation?

    What the ****, what happened?
     
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