Another owldy . . . . I was arguing with a bloke in the pub who said that he was a big pop star in the 80's. I didn't believe him, but he was adamant !
Young priest stands in for father O'Reily while he's on holiday. The old priest leaves a list of sins and penances. After mass , a woman goes into the confessionary and says. "Forgive me Father for I have sinned" "What is your sin , my daughter? " "I stole £5 from the husband's wallet" "Say three Hail Mary's and one Our Father and you'll get absolution." Another woman comes in and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned" The priest says, " What's your sin, my daughter?" She says " I gave a total stranger a blow job ." The priest looked down the list and can't find bl*w job so he goes out into the church and sees the cleaner sweeping up and says "what does Father O'Reily give for a bl*w job?" and she says.... "About £12.50 if I take me teeth out!!..
What do you call a dyslexic Scottish station master who moonlights as an Elvis impersonator ... ... Railhouse Jock
Good old Beehive/Borough site. Public Notice If you see any wheels rolling down the road by themselves please contact Newcastle coach services, please log in to view this image please log in to view this image the haven't got many left, RICHEST CLUB IN THE WORLD / UNIVERSE, Get the biscuits out please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Last night I had a dream about making a thousand pancakes . . . . I was tossing and turning all night !
