Off Topic The Burly Arms

Cheesecake guy in Newport ?

 

Morning.

Had a birthday at a Soho House last night. Funny place. Saw Michelle whatshername who’s married to Simon Jordan and now chats **** on GB News for a living in the lift. She’s got old.

 

sounds fun that

 

It was actually. Not sure I’d want to pay £2k a year to be a member but some phenomenal clunge on show.

 

Sounds great if your shallow as fk

 

Good thing I am then.

 

tiz keeps you all in one place at least but you need money to be shallow seems you ain’t got any of that though

 

You’d be surprised my sheep-molesting chum.

 

I win

 

Merthyr

 

I'm not a dessert person but that looks reet good.

 

I would lick the jar out like it was Amanda Holden fanny.

 

She shagged Les Dennis so you’d probably have a chance.

 

Possibly tastes similar.
Both been filled with creamy, salty substances.
Cream cake container is probably smaller though.

 

How do you know Newport cheesecake guy?

 

None of you ****s know his name?

ffs

 

I do the Newport one, yes.

 

Lee btw

 

Banging burger van at my local tonight.