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Match Day Thread Bournemouth v Newcastle United

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I was using mental gymnastics
     
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  2. Judge Death

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    Out of interest, how do you know he's fat if you've not met him?
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    Mental gymnastics and reverse psychology.
     
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  4. Judge Death

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    That's just what he identifies as
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 9, 2023
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    nigel-farage.gif
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 9, 2023
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    you just can't see the word Obi under his belly can you <whistle>

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  8. Obi Wan

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    It's the origin of the word Obese.
     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I can't believe I just lost an argument... all these years and I realise even the greats use mental gymnastics.
     
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  10. Albert's Muffin Top

    Albert's Muffin Top Well-Known Member

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    You're all good Roy. Obi Wan has to use mental gymnastics because he can't do physical gymnastics. Fat ****.
     
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  11. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I will continue being a **** either way quite frankly.
     
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    Toonitus, Nov 9, 2023
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  12. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>

    :emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    Obi Wan, Nov 9, 2023
  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    People wouldn't call him Fat Boy if he wasn't.

    <cheers>
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    That sounds proper woke - ie with all the pronouns, gender and non binary ****e, we have him identifying as a fat.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    Wow, this thread's been quite the party since 7am this morning, we got something related to football way back on page 3, then there seems to have been some competition to say "mental gymnastics" a world record of times.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Nov 9, 2023
  16. Obi Wan

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    Alright, you don't have to keep going on about it! <laugh>

    Sorry, just joking. Apologies but it takes a lot of effort to tie Chaos up in his own words then get him to yield. I will behave now.
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

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    Chaos yielded? Are you sure you haven't stepped into a parallel dimension where these things actually happen?
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    I identify as an annoying ****
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
    Agree.
    <cheers>
     
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  20. ToonArmy1892

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    Murphy, a name Irish people and Geordies pronounce the same way.
     
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