Match Day Thread United v Newcastle- EFL Cup or whatever it's called

So, here we go, time for Ten Hag to get his balls out and pick the team he wants, and not the one that is narrated to him.

Stand up for yourself for **** sake, drop Rashford and drop Fernandes. (this will happen, but under the guise of it's only the league cup and that, so they will be rested, not dropped)

Play Mount. Play Amrabat. Play Reguillon. Play Garnacho.

Have a ****ing go.

 

Amen to that.

I think Wan Bissaka may be on the bench? Hope he gets some game time.

 

8.15pm kick off.

What kind of fcked up time is that?

 

The kind of time that lets you watch the whole first half of Spammers V Arsenal to see how the opposition are playing.

 

Right, good selection -

 

Good that he's dropped Rashford and Bruno.

Hannibal though?

Martial though?

 

Don't want to sound negative but where are the goals coming from?

I have two players possibly three - Casemiro and Garnacho in that line up, maybe Mount.

 

Going to suggest Martial playing as striker will be expected to provide some.

 

No goals coming from any other ****ers, might as well mix it up a little and see what happens.

 

Bit early for jokes Diego.

 

The only thing I would add is that it's a lot of changes and I hope it doesn't make for a disjointed performance.

I mean, like more disjointed than it already is ffs.

OK never mind.

 

Hannibal is a clumsy oaf.

He needs to be taken off before he gets sent off.

 

And we're back to playing slow, cumbersome ****e devoid of any tactics.

 

Newcastle 1-0 Almiron

 

0-2 Newcastle

 

Graham Potter anyone?

 

I'd take harry potter right now.

 

Sounds like it's going well.

 

We've taken about 10 potshots from outside the box in the past 15 mins.

That says it all.

 

Well, its clearly not the player selection - whatever eleven turns out is playing ****e, why is that?
Just watch - all the lazy ****ers we've been talking about will come on in the second half and get hat-tricks, 6-3 to us.