The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely." "F*ck off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in, you tight tw*t."
BBC news; Police are holding three men over a fire in West London... Bit harsh, I wonder what they've done.
Pizzas are round so that they are easier to prepare and can be cooked more evenly. The boxes are square so that the boxes can be more easily stacked or stored. They are cut into triangles because that is the easiest way to evenly share each piece and have pieces of generally equal size. Now women on the other hand.......
Today's Random thought. One thing I’ve always wondered is what people who write “UR” instead of “you’re” or “your” do with all their spare time.
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
My local pub announced a £100 prize for the best Halloween outfit. My wife only went and won it... She wasn't too happy though. She'd only come to pick me up!
The lads at the Museum kindly recreated the Westoe Netty picture, for me, before the Norwich match The Museum 2023 Westoe Netty 1972
I can't believe it, I've just been thrown out of the English Civil War reenactment society. What made it worse is that it was by my fellow Roundheads ... ... they said I had a Cavalier attitude
