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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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  2. HRH Custard VC

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    Why? Muzzled and chopped will be just as good
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

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    They have a very hard bite and when they do go nuts its always serious. Makes not odds on how well they are looked after they are monsters when they flip
     
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  4. DMD

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    Israel may as well give up now. :emoticon-0104-surpr

    I reckon the Saudi's may just have something to say about it.

     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    So kill them all.

    Better that, than some innocent person getting mauled to death, while it's knuckle dragging owner watches on.
     
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    The cracker probably deserved it
     
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    They cant if they are muzzled, but if they are taken out unmuzzled then the owner get prosecuted and jailed and the dog turned into cat food
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

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    I get what you are saying, but the dicks that own these animals are mostly on a power trip.

    More often than not, they see other people as a threat to their "family" and will attack, especially in their home, where the muzzle (if used at all) isn't being used.

    Why can't people get a poodle or a nice sausage dog.
     
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    Hmm. I'm a bit torn on this, having had a Lab for 12 years up until Feb. Believe me, he was no angel, and at 40kg he was a ****-off strong dog, could demolish a knuckle bone and, having his own golf ball-sized congas all his life he could turn on other un-neutered males some times, especially when younger. But not once in his life EVER did he even remotely look like he'd ever bite a person, and indeed my daughter and my niece, when she was a toddler, pulled and pushed him all over the place and the only worry I ever had was that with his weight and strength and colossal clumsiness, he'd knock them over or stand on them.

    My point is, big dogs aren't necessarily dangerous per se. Indeed, that niece I referred to grew up with a Mastiff and a Dogue De Bourdeaux/Rotweiller cross, both gentle, well-exercised and socialised dogs. But Kustard does has a point in this aspect - although my Lab concerned me sometimes regarding other male dogs, I never lost any sleep that he'd turn on a person, especially a child, whereas these bullies/pitbulls and so forth are ****ing mental when they flip. You never hear of a Lab or an Ally ripping a kid's face off, for example, but they do bite, often on hands and legs and usually requiring a plaster and tetanus at most.

    Main thing is though what I said before - the responsible, caring owners of these dogs will comply and their more socially conditioned, better-behaved bullies will not pass their genes on - but the gangsters and Travellers will ignore all these measures, cross-breed their mutant monsters into ever more violent and maniacal variations, and in 5 years time we'll be looking at more laws to contain them, when really we all know who should be getting euthanised and neutered.
     
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    I remember one of my Astro's first little buddles was a little Yorkie called Charlie, that Astro tried to bum into oblivion on several occasions when he was younger. His owner dressed him in cute little coats and even put a ****ing bow on him once. Anyway, one day he got away from her and was chasing the rabbits through the brambles and thorn bushes - she spent 20 minutes screaming at him to come out and stop getting himself 'hurt'.

    He eventually emerged totally bedraggled, cuts and grazes, clumps of fur missing, his tongue hanging out and blood all over his mouth, his tail wagging manically. "Oh Charlie, what have you been doing?!!?" his owner literally wailed. Having the time of his life, it looked like.

    You see, they're all ****ing timber wolves underneath, and the smaller the nastier in my experience - my daughter's mates had two Jack Russells that ripped a squirrel to shreds in front of their screaming toddler some months back. Every dog has an inner beast, and my fear is that until we actually get to grips with the type of people who breed and neglect the actual monster bullies then we're playing the ball when, in this instance, we should be playing the man.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Despite them making up less than 4% of the UK population they commit over 75% of violent attacks .

    Surprised you aren't calling for more to be imported
     
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    Yet anther Marxist criminal ****.

    Lefty loonies take the knee though <laugh>

    Still hasn't dawned on the moronic ****ing lefty loony twats what BLM are and always have been about.
     
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    I blame the BBC.
    Bent black ****
     
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    Heard yer ma doesn’t mind a bit of BBC from time to time.
     
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    Hence his username.
     
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    Helen MacNamara is dishing the dirt, on what a ****cunt government, we had under Tubby Johnson.
     
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