World Pasta Day?????????

Hey, I like pesto on my pasta.

 

^^^^^^^^^

Yet another ****tah outed.

 

I was having prawn linguine tonight. One of my specialities.

Got held up with work and just spent half an hour de-veining the prawns and canny be arsed cooking now. Into the freezer go the prawns for another day.

I'm gonna order a takeaway now.

 

This isn't a coming out, it's a cry for help.

 

It's me needing to be at fuddy's to get ma dinner cooked for me.

 

Why you call me noodles?

 

Tagliatelle,pesto,Crème Fraiche and pinenuts finished with fresh basil and parmesan,delicious and if you don't want to be a **** add salami or pancetta

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Too late, those initial ingredients confirm you are the ultimate ****tah.

 

Did you not do pasta bakes? I'd have thought a man with your culinary knowledge would be a dab hand at such a dish.

 

I'm **** all use at anything and ****ing proud of the bastarding fact

 

Don't be so hard on yourself,leave that to us

 

Self deprecation is one of my only two redeeming features

 

Lee Harvey Oswald claimed he was a pasta, or was it a pastie?

 

Kinda that, yeah.

I only really came on the thread for the Paige pics anyway.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ was worth it too.

 

is this a euphemism?

 

no one really knows what happened up there on the sixth floor of the book suppository.

 

Wisen up speccy four eyes for ****s sake!!