Two deaf guys walk into a pub. One gives his mate a twenty pound note and says: "You get the drinks in. I'll find us a seat." So the guy goes to the bar and orders two pints of lager. The barman serves him and gives him two pounds change. "What's this?" the deaf guy asks, looking at his change. "You charge nine pounds a pint in here these days?" "Nah," the barman says. "We've got a live band in tonight. There's a £5 cover charge. You and your mate, that's a tenner." "Live band?" "Live band," the bartender confirms. "What, rock and roll, Indie, hip-hop, grunge...?" "Country and Western," the barman replies. "Ri-ight..." the deaf guy says as he takes the drinks. He rejoins his mate. Puts the drinks on the table. "Where's me change?" the friend asks. He gets handed the two quid. "What? They charge nine quid a fuggin pint in here now do they? What's the crack?" "They've got a band on. £5 cover charge." "A band?" "Oh yes." "What? Rock n roll, Indie, hip hop, grunge?" "Nah," "What then?" "Some **** from Preston."
Can’t wait for tomorrow, Preston’s flashy start is starting to come undone, I fancy us. 3-1, Greaves to score first.
Was thinking about this vs Southampton.....am I right in saying we've not been leading at home since the Wednesday match!?
Rough with the smooth, yes the season(s) in the prem are ****ing boring and tedious getting beat most weeks, but the season that precedes that **** is amazing, can't have one without the other and as much as getting relegated hurts, and if managed badly can screw you over, the fun of getting there like we did under Brownie and Bruce is mega
I hope you're the guy who sits near me and moans throughout the majority of the game constantly shouting forwards, it'll make Sat more fun and my eyeballs won't be sore from constant eye rolling
Looking forward to this one Just got the tricky task of some stuff I need to do between recovering from an anticipated hangover after being out out tonight and getting to pub tomorrow to start developing Sundays hangover. But other than that bring it on
Morton touch and go apparently. Feel like his involvement could be key. Doch coming short and playing out from the back doesn’t fill me with confidence.
