Just Stop Oil protesters have thrown paint over a dinosaur in the National History Museum ... ... 'I'd only gone in there for a warm, it was bloody freezing outside,' said Mr Richards of Weybridge.
Had the face of a woman who had just spotted her husband in the away end with his arm around another woman....then it hit her!
Was at Upton Park and Pop Robson fired in a schorcher during the warm up kicking into their end. Sadly it went wide and into the crowd. Just before kick-off a stretcher was making it's way round the pitch with a middle aged woman on board. Pop went over to apologise but she was absolutely out cold
I remember when indoor football training was finished, we were rounding up the footballs and our manager asked me to give him a ball I had in my hands. Anticipating that I had his full attention, from about 18 yards I dropped it and sweetly struck the most perfect of half volleys, the ball hit the ground and my foot at exactly the same time. Even posed after I hit it, one of those. As the ball hurtled towards his head I noticed that his attention had in fact been momentarily turned away, only for his face to turn back into my direction. BLAM! Lets just say I wasnt in the team that weekend.
