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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Agreed
     
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  2. Archers Road

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    Not much love around for Mick and Pat when the RA were blowing up dustbins in Wood Green and Archway iirc.

    The point being, that there are bastards and nutters in all communities, but most people just want to get on with their lives.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Thanks for that gem of wisdom Bob Geldof
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Ryan Manning is a little prick too.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The IRA were allowed to blow up London until 911 , then the Paddy Yanks told them it's no longer a good look , bad optics
     
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  6. Archers Road

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    I’m the Dalai Lama of North London mate.

    Or maybe not. Didn’t he go a bit noncey? Scrub that then.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Perhaps the British can garner sympathy for our expulsion from America, i want reparations for my suffering
     
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    Can piss off back to Swansea, according to some.
     
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  9. Farked19

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    The 'Ra didn't stage any attacks after 1992.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I travelled on the underground on 7/7 about 30 minutes after I passed Kings Cross it got blown up .

    Got the next day off work & got paid <ok>

    Slippery slope since
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    They were probably too dumb to get one over on our amazing security services like the "far right "
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

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    They nearly got Mrs T. Ah pity the fool.
     
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  13. DMD

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    "Tell me Hardy, do these still remember Trafalgar Day?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news" "Go on" "Well you've got a **** off big statue in a massive square in the middle of London called Trafalgar" "And the bad?" "It's currently full of Arabs celebrating a massacre"

     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Free knife with Palestine

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  15. pompeymeowth

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    Ooer my sister lives near the Nelson statue, in Old Portsmouth town.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Nelson was from Norfolk, true story
     
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    I was at a council meeting that night. I sent a note to the leader of the Tory group: " Who is the fastest reader in Britain? " - Norman Tebbit, he went through five storeys in three seconds. The killjoy LibDem intercepted it just as I was waiting for the explosion.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    As the founder of the World's fastest growing cult since Scientology, Duncanism has been registered as an actual religion.

    We demand that we are recognised as a protected minority group & the formation of Duncanistan.
     
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    The last place he was alive in England, was the Sally port, near where my sis lives. She's got pots of money.

    Kids use it for tombstoning nowadays
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Are you still off sick with stress?
     
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