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  1. Bodinki

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    Tried tofu in a couple of dishes.....it can be okay if its seasoned and cooked properly in a decent dish.
    But at the end of the day, its not meat, and meat tastes better, and is cheaper in a lot of cases, so unless you dont eat meat, there really is no need for tofu.

    As far as Hendo goes, i'd have a lot more respect for the guy if he just came out and said "Look they were offering me 600k a week. I aint getting that anywhere in Europe....would YOU turn down 600k a week?".
    His whole spiel about trying to end Homophobia in Islamic countries.....? <laugh>
    Good luck buddy, let me know how that turns out for ya! <ok>

    These people need to realise that you have to stop pandering to the alphabet folk, they are unappeasable. Their membership rules change every week and if you go outside their designated rules just a smidge, you become a pariah and targeted for cancellation. Theres no nuance or context to anything either, its just tow the line 110% or you are ****ed.
    Best to let them get on with it.
    As Helen Hirsch said in Schindlers List "The more you see of the Herr Kommandant the more you see there are no set rules you can live by, you cannot say to yourself, "If I follow these rules, I will be safe.""
     
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  2. duggie2000

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    I have said before the WOKE is the biggest threat to our overall freedom than anything the Government could even dream about

    If you are a white, married heterosexual male or female you are the enemy and need to be eradicated, if you are an ethnic married heterosexual male or female you are not quite as hated but are still a long term threat and your time will come
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I mean, the solution is quite easy... just go to the pub and offer to suck a few cocks, if you ask the most obviously manly men they'll probably turn you down, so you won't actually have to do any sucking....

    The government won't know it's all an act, people will think you're gay (or bi), you'll be safe from the persecution of being heterosexual. You should probably hit up every pub in town, just to make sure though- might help the ruse if you're wearing tights.
     
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    ... mate ... wouldn't turn down 600k a month, me <whistle>
     
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    Stop de railing thread you set of ***s

    there’s a woke thread for woke hating

    this one’s for gay bashing
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Part of the woke agenda is making children queer and kiddy fiddling, so it fits :bandit:
     
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  10. Treble

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    India's Supreme Court has ruled against same-sex marriages.

    In a statement they said, "We feel let down by Jordan Benderson"
     
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    Yeah white married heterosexuals males have had it tough for too long. I remember the chain gangs, I remember being scared to go out because of who I am, I remember the name calling and being humiliated. I'll stand for it no longer.
     
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    They’ll throw you in prison for not putting your pronouns in an email signature these days if they aren’t busy dancing at a Pride march. Bring back the national service I never had to do.
     
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    Some old people today be like "my father fought against the Nazis! Now get these foreigners out of my country!" Clueless ****s.
     
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    Don't be daft.

    Fosse (Foss he/him/cuñt)
     
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    I'd say personal data collection, ever increased surveillance, cost of living squeeze, increased inflation, massive interest rates, corporate interests put before public services, massive tax favours for the rich, rife corruption within Govt which left a £20bn hole in the coffers after covid coupled with an endless pot of money for arms and war, whilst the NHS is on its knees ....is a far greater threat to freedom that some LGBTQ man/woman spouting off on social media

    But that's just my opinion.
     
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    I agree you apart from your omission of the biggest threat of all, we are at a point now where one or two misguided missile strike could be the start of all out war in the Middle East that could include most counties in the world

    My point is the gradual erosion of all our privacies and rights (included in your post meant to derail mine, but thanks for confirming it instead) plus a growing theme of being accused of Hate Crime if you do not agree with the growing number of militant minorities, one example being a new law proposed by Labour that if a woman refuses to accept a Trans is a REAL woman she can be jailed for two years for Hate Crime

    The thing I dislike most about CCTV is if a young kid is stabbed to death under a CCTV camera the image will be too blurred or the wrong angle to indemnify the assailant but if you drop litter or accidentally put a tyre inside a bus lane you will have the summons the following morning

    WOKE is not just LGBTQ but a whole raft of movements that if combined will reduce or end all freedoms we thought we had 20 - 30 years ago
     
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    I've said for a while now, the middle east is just too WOKE.

    CCTV and Trans. It's a living nightmare.
     
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    name 5
     
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    5 movements?

    Up, down, left, right... oh nuts you may have a point.
     
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    The freedom to persecute gay people.
    The freedom to persecute black people.
    The freedom to persecute trans people.
    The freedom to persecute furries.
    The freedom to persecute people who have sex with garden gnomes.
     
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