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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 27, 2020.

  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> 2029 my arse, doubt it would make it to 2029 if installed now!

    Probably would have been the backup battery needing replacing though
     
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  2. Magdad

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    What you hiding your door number for? If any crazy ****er off here wanted to smack you they'd just ask where we are on a matchday? <laugh>
     
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  3. Saf

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    Where will you lads be going on Saturday? <whistle>
     
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  4. Magdad

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    Probably The Earl if your up for it <laugh>
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Sure. Tell me peak time and I'll be along to seal the doors closed and set the place alight. Why just take Schlem out when I can remove a **** stain on society in one go.

    Ftm
     
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  6. Magdad

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    No such thing as peak time anymore mate, every ****er heads to the ground 3 hours before kick off looking at their phones trying to suss out where the turn-style is like lost bellends <laugh>
     
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  7. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    What's this? Your new tourist supporters or summit?
     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    No back up battery mate. I battered the **** outta that thing and there was only one very bent battery.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Can't beat a bit of nyd diy ****ing.
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    Tried hanging the new rad last week. It didn't go quite as planned.
    This should fix it.
     
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  10. pieguts

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    Been doing a bit myself this morning. We got the keys to our new house Thursday before Christmas, so I have been painting the garage floor before I fill it up with ****!
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

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    why bother painting something you will only ever glimpse again :bandit:
     
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  12. pieguts

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    Because I don’t want to walk cement dust all through the house every time I go to the garage!
     
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  13. Magdad

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    Puff, that’s what people get married for
     
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  14. Solid Air 2

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    once you put all your **** in there you won't be able to walk on the floor just as it should be .
     
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  15. pieguts

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    <laugh> When I say fill it with ****, I don’t mean so you’re frightened to open the door!
     
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  16. Solid Air 2

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    you ain't doing right then <laugh>
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Sounds like we have similar garages.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Right so, my daughter essentially had that 'new bedroom' **** for Christmas.

    New dressing table with 'Holywood' mirror or summat, which I had to make the day before then hide in my car then bring in on Christmas eve etc.

    Then Mrs Chief redecorated (supposed to have anyway) these last few days and a new double bed arrived, the whole shebang.

    I got home from work today and the decoration is half done and they're off out somewhere, but that's not the story.

    I've got to take the radiator off so she can paint 'properly' behind.

    So this I do, solo.
    Anyone whose ever taken a radiator off and drained it will will you what a **** it is, but I pulled it off with relatively little mess.

    Then built the bed, put the headboardion, put the furniture back etc. curtains back up. It's Friday evening ffs.

    Like a silly **** I also decided to put the heating back on as it's gone cold, then had tea and stuck the telly on.

    Shout from the front room, where the Xbox is, is this supposed to be happening.

    And there on the ceiling is a football size bubble of water with various drips all along the ceiling.

    Now need to redecorate that ceiling too ffs.

    (I've drained the bubble, was a bucket full!)

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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, yeah, TLDR.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    Unlucky. <laugh>
     
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