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  1. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Dumb asks a question, you answer and dumbs flapping as he’s already out of his depth <laugh>
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Change it back to “She/her” – Dame Kelly Stormer won’t recognise you. And take a knee while you do it.
     
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  3. DMD

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  4. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    And the rise from 1.6 per cent to 2 per cent still is a 25 per cent increase, except to total dimwits that cannot do simple arithmetic.

    If you have 16 apples today and you have 20 apples tomorrow then how much has the number of apples increased by overnight as a percentage? Try 4 / 16 x 100.
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Starmer says that Labour will build one and a half million new homes over five years. So that will not be happening as no government in the last 50 years has met house building targets. No word on who is doing the building work and I guess he intends to change the law to stop NIMBYs from blocking planning permission.

    If the current rate of legal migration continues, there will be at least three million new people to house in that five year period. Plus, of course, there are all those young men escaping from dangerous France by dinghy seeking asylum here. If they are all doctors, nurses, teachers and policemen then that will fill his plans for tens of thousands more of all of them.

    He could send all the homeless people to Rwanda as it is warmer there so they can sleep on the streets. They are no use to him here as they cannot vote Labour without a registered address.
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    The reason it is so cheap is the Palestinian neighbours...
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    Does anybody know how many women (Sir Keir Starmer definition) attended the Labour Women’s Conference?
    I do not recall the other major parties having to segregate their members in this way.
    If only events had happened a little sooner, they could have had a conference for ‘friends of Palestine’ and refused to let Jeremy Corbyn in.
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    I feel sorry for any **** who has to live next door to you tbh.
     
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  9. DMD

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    The bus is maybe still aiming to get there, it'll just take a while with the speed limits Labour have introduced. Still, they can sort of use it to cover as back up for the train services they've managed to **** up around there too.

    The left wing not knowing what the other left wing's doing. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    A brand new multi-million pound bus station in Barry has been left deserted, with no buses set to service it. Vale of Glamorgan Council confirmed the disappointing news about the Barry Transport Interchange, which was built to boost connectivity in the area and currently features a taxi rank, bike shelters and bus stops.


    Fury over multi-million pound bus station without a single bus (msn.com)
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I feel sorry for the other sad losers at your AA meetings listening to your unhinged rants about **** sandwiches & the EUROPEAN UNION.

    Take Toby he's drinking himself to death slowly.

    You probably drove a few back to the bottle
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Projection is a type of defense mechanism or means of coping. People may use defense mechanisms and unconscious mental strategies to cope with stressful or anxiety-provoking thoughts and experiences. When someone unconsciously attributes their thoughts, feelings, or behaviors to another person, they are projecting.

    <ok>
     
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    KILL YOURSELF YOU GAMMONS <ok>
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

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    Goat ****ers being goat ****ers

     
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    He seems shallow and superficial if he thinks it's all about looks, but given he's unlikely to be attractive to gay blokes, and lesbians and hetro's are liable to be disappointed at finding a meat and two veg, they're narrowing down their options for their target audience rather a lot there.
     
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