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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Surely they should just ask him if he wants to buy the bank?
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  3. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    What a shame that you cannot do simple mathematics. After every big name Labour could send to Scotland had visited, just how many new Labour supporters did they drum up? The Conservatives knew their candidate had no chance and they would rather have Unionist Labour than the SNP.

    2019 SNP vote = 23,775. 2023 SNP vote = 8,399 – 64.6 per cent drop.
    2019 Labour vote = 18,545. 2023 Labour vote = 17,385 – 6.2 per cent drop.
    2019 Conservative vote = 8,054. 2023 Conservative vote = 1,192 – 85.2 per cent drop.
    2109 Liberal Democrat vote = 2,791. 2023 Lib Dem vote = 895 – 67.9 per cent drop.
    2019 UKIP vote = 629. No candidate.
    All the crackpot parties like the Family Party and Socialists lost their deposits and the Greens got 601 votes.

    Factual conclusion: SNP stayed home, Lib Dems switched or stayed home, Conservatives switched or stayed home, Labour turned out.

    So nobody new voted Labour, they just pretty much all showed up is your conclusion.

    When it comes to the next General Election, people are already trying to organise tactical voting in constituencies with Tory MPs to get rid of them. If I come on the morning after the election and point out that seats were won by tactical voting then you will be complaining that it is no such thing but a landslide of Labour popularity.
     
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  4. QuarterMoonII

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    Repeat: When it comes to the next General Election, people are already trying to organise tactical voting in constituencies with Tory MPs to get rid of them. If I come on the morning after the election and point out that seats were won by tactical voting then you will be complaining that it is no such thing but a landslide of Labour popularity.

    As I have never voted for any of them, having always lived in failing safe Labour seats, I could not care less for any of the parties as none of them represent me. It should not take Labour decades to destroy the country: it never has in the past.
     
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    Sounds more like a landslide of people thinking the Tories are corrupt ****s who have sold off anything not nailed down to their mates and generally taken the piss for 13 years.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Let all children & foreigners vote , also import more third Worlders that have lots of kids .

    Vote Labour x
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I thought that was all happening now?

    Except the vote Labour bit. xx
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    16 year olds & non citizens are the true British

    Vote Labour x

    Sadiq Khan has told civil servants not to use the term “illegal migrants” but instead use “undocumented” migrants or those “with insecure immigration status”, according to internal guidance.

    Insecure migration status = Englishman
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> Yes Duncs you’re the victim, they are plotting against you !!!
     
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    It’s donuts “whiny bitch” day. I haven’t checked but there can’t of been a stabbing yesterday?
     
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    Kid got stabbed in the middle of the afternoon down here the other day by another kid. Died. Sad times.
     
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    Ask any sane country that you are illegally inhabiting to respect your feelings as having an insecure migration status <rofl>
     
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    ******s gonna nig, socioeconomic reasons are to blame
     
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    Analyse your figures again. You're still saying the Labour share of the vote went up because disaffected Tories voted for them? The Nats stayed at home, but the Cons came out for Labour? On a 37% turnout, Con voters didn't think '**** it, im staying at home", instead they said "Ill make an effort just to give the Nats a bloody nose"?


    Oh **** off. Really, **** the **** off you utter ****wit. Embarrassing. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    First they took your adverts…
     
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