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Crime - part deux.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Oct 2, 2021.

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Should crime happen

  1. Go on then why not.

  2. Yes

  3. Stfu sucky

  4. Tobes and peej welch couple

  5. Suck Roy's tits

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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  2. brb

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    If it's the one I'm thinking it was the shooting in Vegas, one car following another or something, was some sort of documentary on it?
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    It always seemed most obvious that it was linked to the casino fight, it just made too much sense overall. I know there were some big conspiracies about it being the record label, but, that always seemed far fetched
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Always the ones you least suspect.
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    apparently he's one of the last living witnesses, that **** happened less than 30 years ago ffs
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Fuked around and found out innit
     
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  7. Milk..

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    Have mixed feelings on that. She was obviously the aggressor and he walked off after hitting her back... but she was backing off when he stood up... not sure the retaliation was necessary. A little uneasy about hitting a girl when not absolutely necessary (to defend yourself sure).

    I guess that's equality though... you want to be equal you have to take the hits back when you hit another.
     
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    if you hit someone you can hardly complain if they reply on kind .
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Got what she asked for imo
     
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    I don't disagree with that. Still makes me cringe when (unnecessarily) a man hits a woman, or an adult hits a child, or a big man hits a little man, or a Will Smith slaps a bad comedian. When in such a situation (where you're obviously the tougher party by a long way) and you can just walk away- to me that's the right thing to do.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Shame on the bitch init
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    No mate her actions are a product of society

    she thinks she can do that to him and wtf will he do because there’s plenty folk who think like what you just said and that has nurtured a generation of cheeky bitches who need a good ol ****ing slap now n again

    They not women like the women I was raised by

    these are cocky bitches not women per my definition and they get what they deserve
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    And that's that innit, dont put ya fukin hands on me and you wont find out<laugh><applause>
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Best fuking thing ive seen all year <laugh>

    Reminds me of my old dear telling me to shut up when i used to shout at coppers out the window "get a real job you fukin grass" <laugh>
     
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    made me laugh <laugh>

    He only looks a young cop to me, but he should've just picked it up...........and ignored the gobshhite lol
     
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    looks like a kid……well done that man pulling the dirty little pig up on being a dirty little pig <laugh>
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Brilliant. I likes when the copper tokd him not to shout in a public place so he bops to his drive and shouts "gah on then fukin pick it up" <laugh><laugh>

    But youre right just oick it up and fuxk off cos youre in the wrong so own it say sorry and go.

    Dont think i mentioned it on here but last week i was waiting for a bus near Ealing on the way to a job, i just got a coffee and a bake from greggs.

    Anyways i finish my bake and walk about 10ft to bin and put the wrapper in walk back to my bag and coffee and get a burn out to smoke. My bus comes about halfway down the *** so i flick it on some grass behind me and get on the bus and go sit at the back.

    Im playing on my phone and notice the bus aint moving yet.. so i look up and i see a bloke in a fake plod uniform talking to the driver and then pointing towards me.

    So This mother fukin comes to me it goes like this.

    Fske plod - Excuse me sir you need to get off the bus because i just saw you commit a criminal offence.

    Me - mate are you fukin serious? im on my way to work go away i aint getting off the bus.

    Fske plod, well the bus isnt moving until you get off. The driver now opens his door and gestured something to the fake plod.

    Me- mate seriously what do you want? Are you a policeman? What criminal offence did i commit? I aint getting off the bus im on my way to work so just piss off.

    Fske plod, sir i need to talk to you about the offence you committed and i cant do that on the bus

    Nexr thing you know rhe bus pulls off and the plod looks betrayed by the bus driver<laugh> then the **** sits down next to me and says.

    Okay then sir we can get off at the next stop.

    By this time im close to losing my **** and cussing this dickhead out so when we approach the next stop i say..

    look im getting off the bus yeh you fujin happy now you jobsworth **** (i said i was close to cussing him out)

    So we get off the bus and i say okay whats this about?

    He proceeds to tell me that he witnessed that i flicked a cigarette on the floor at the last stop and gets his little notepad out and says he needs to take some details..

    So i say,

    You got me on that body camera flicking this *** butt?

    Fske plod, no sir its illegal for me to film the public.

    Me-, you aint getting my details

    Fake plod - well then i will need to call the police... I cut in- are you detaining me?

    Fake plod - no sir i cant detain you bit i will have to call the poli... I cut in again

    Well im going then you fuking useless prick. And walk off

    He again says hes calling the police

    I then say as i stride off - call them then you fukin useless ****.

    Man thought i was some fukin tourist bruv<laugh>
     
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