Rangers v Celtic

Nah. It's fùcking freezing in the winter.

I could move to Turkey and open a barbers shop because all the Turkish barbers must be over here.

 

Britain is finished

 

Are The Dandies playing tonight? I'm so out of touch with soccerball these days

 

The barbers in Lenzie are Syrian

 

Aye! Do they set fire to your ears anaw?

 

Poland is brilliant. My sis in law has huge plots of land over there yet stays in a two bed flat in Queens Crescent.

Cheap as **** over there and the girls are elite. Skinny and big tits. Plus they are real women, none of the feminist pish suffered by us meek ****ters.

 

they haven’t offered.

they do the wax up the nose tho

 

Get all these players sacked immediately

 

Dire

Absolutely sick at the sight of them.

 

Hang on, bear with me guys, have Rangers sacked Beale, as I said completely out of touch with Scotch Haggis Soccerball

 

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Both defences are brutal. Only difference is our back line are probably on about 12 times what theirs is on.

 

Davis should be sacked if we don't win tonight

 

Canny see me watching any more games this season. It’s too painful

 

Bette?

But her glorious eyes as Kim Carnes sang all those years ago

 

We are so bad.

Very bad indeed.

 

let's face it, all Scotch teams are ****e and we know it

 

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No but they probs should’ve scored another couple

 

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