There's a whistle attached to your life-jacket for you to blow on in case nobody heard the chaos of the plane crashing
People with a penis obviously have a detailed knowledge of what stimulation technique works best. Does this mean that men would give a better blow job than women? Asking for a friend.
I turned to my colleague and asked, "Can you smell burning?" 23 years we've worked together at the Crematorium and that joke never gets old.
Newcastle fans are like empty pop cans they havnt done anything wrong it’s just when you see one you want to boot it into next week
With these high winds, I'm worried about the caravan in our garden . . . . we didn't have one yesterday !