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  1. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    Ducked if I know.
     
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  2. thereisonlyoneno7

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    The tree was felled by a skilled chainsaw user perhaps beyond the capability of a 16 year old. Another arrest has been made so possibly more than twat tok.
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...an-60-arrested-in-connection-with-felled-tree
     
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  4. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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  5. thereisonlyoneno7

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    A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,

    "I'm too old for this nonsense !"

    So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

    The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,

    "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

    The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-

    "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

    The Cop left saying,

    " Have a good day, Sir "...
     
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    This is bizarre. The cost for the cheapest Taylor Swift tickets at the Bernabéu next June are something like 650.euros. in contrast the cheapest season tickets to see Real are something like 220 euros!
     
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  7. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon...

    No matter how good you are, the bird is going to **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
     
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  8. thereisonlyoneno7

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    IMG_4053.jpeg Never grows old.

    #pinchpunchchampion
     
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  9. StJabbo1

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    So you didn't get a flick and a kick for being quick?
     
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  10. thereisonlyoneno7

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    The MrsNo7 equivalent.

    “Whatever”
     
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    They must be soft where you grew up. Where I grew up it was a kick in yer dick for being so quick. For some strange reason I only played pinch punch once. <laugh>
     
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    Mrs Jabs response "bonkers" with a condescending smile and the question "are you alright".
     
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    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Is that them? Definitely, maybe.

    Noel does like to be seen with high flying birds
     
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  15. SaintMarv

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    That reminded me of an old Hale and Pace sketch


     
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    Think I asked you before what is her response when she wins ?
     
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    R.I.P.

    That’s no age
     
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  19. thereisonlyoneno7

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    lol runs around like she has won the World Cup
     
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