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    My mate told me that he once dated a twin.

    I asked "How could you tell them apart?"

    He replied "Maria painted her nails red, and Tony had a moustache".....
     
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    As I was getting in to bed, she said "Your'e drunk!"

    I said "How do you know?"

    She replied "Because you live next door!"
     
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    I went to the doctors the other day, and he told me I've got hypochondria.

    I said I'm not surprised, as I've got everything else....
     
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