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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    The sweater I bought was picking up static electricity.

    I returned it to the store. They gave me another one

    Free of charge.......
     
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    I decided to stop worrying about my wife's driving and take advantage of it.

    I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's My Driving?" and put an 0800 number on it.

    At 50 pence a call, l've been making a fortune
     
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    Six golf clubs go into a bar and one says: "5 lagers and a coke please".

    "Don’t you mean 6 lagers?" asks the barman.

    "No …. coke for me …….

    I’m the driver !"
     
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    I love bowling jokes.

    They're right up my alley !
     
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    As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season.

    I would LIKE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
     
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    Britneys gone off her nut again <laugh>
     
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